Ted is no cuddly toy

FAMILY Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humour to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted.

In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish... and has refused to leave his side ever since.

The film begins in Boston, 1985 when the eight-year-old John gets a teddy for Christmas. He kisses his only friend, names him Ted and promises to love him for ever. He also makes a wish that Ted could talk.

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The next morning, Ted has a surprisingly wide vocabulary and soon makes him a national celebrity.

But the public tires of him, and he retires to hang out with John and be his best friend for ever.

We catch up with John as a 35-year-old slacker, who wants to behave like a grown-up to please his girlfriend Lori (Mila Kunis).

But Ted is too obnoxious and possessive for any prospective wife to tolerate. She makes John choose between her and his fluffy toy.

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Ted finds a job in a supermarket and gets his own place but John remains immature and misses his good buddy.

The computer-generated animation is done seamlessly, and MacFarlane’s Boston-accented voice is a funny counterpoint to the sweet-looking toy.

Ted’s “romance versus bromance” plot is familiar, but the film’s held aloft by the high-concept central premise and a very funny script.

The natural interactions between Ted and his beloved man-child owner, John, terrifically played by Wahlberg, are more often than not ridiculously funny.

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